- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

a black man pays his child support

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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