Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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