what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Why are white people white? I don't know

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

David Cameron

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Tilt your screen back .

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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