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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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