- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

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