Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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Antoni Wilkinsin

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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What would Muhammed do?

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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