Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

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You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

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A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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