whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

A French man gets into a fight

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

WHAT THE BABIES?!

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

the midget went to the midget store

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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