There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

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What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

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A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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what's worse then a blowjob?

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What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

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Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

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A Fat Kenyan

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knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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