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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

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