- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

God. God.

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

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