- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

roses are red, violets are violet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

A dog was barking at a tree

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

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