A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

the game

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

fridge

ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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