- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

I have an erection My mom!

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

This is an anti-anti-joke.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

woman's lacrosse

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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