- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

Your mama's so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie.

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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