- Anti Joke

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table