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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

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