Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

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I <3 Hitler

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

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What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

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A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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Do you know what color comes after 9?

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ur dug has tits <3 from Alec Bamford xxxxxxxx<3<3<3xxxxxx QAHS 4life

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What do I hate? people

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What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

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what did the old lady die of old age...

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

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why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

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A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

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kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

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knock knock come in!

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You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

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Anti Joke

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