What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

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So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

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What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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irish wristwatch JLR

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

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who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

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I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

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You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

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whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

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A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

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I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

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What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

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The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

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why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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