- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

What you reading? reading?

A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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