what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

A blind man watches TV

What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

What's big and white?

Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

hello anomonous

Nature is filled with wondrous things. No really, this isn't a joke.

What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

Do you play piano? No

Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

The Game

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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