What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

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Black people

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

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A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

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What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

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Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

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If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? I don't know. I cant think f anything big and white that fall from trees that can kill you and besides if it is big enough to kill you then you will likely see it and avoid the section of that tree lest the big white object should fall and kill you because of this it is likely that anything that is big and white and falls from trees will in result kill you.

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The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

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Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

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roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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