Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

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What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

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What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

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"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

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Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

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roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

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why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

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Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

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Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Religion.

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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A homosexual walks into a church

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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