When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

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Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

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Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

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I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

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"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

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More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

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Welcome to die!

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Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

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Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

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How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

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THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE!

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Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

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Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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