- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

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How did the priest die? Masterbation

How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

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Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

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