A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

yo mama's so fat!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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