- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

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Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

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