knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

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what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

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Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

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A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

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A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

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How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

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Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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