- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

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