How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

this is stupid .... yep

What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

What did Washington say to California? WC

Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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