What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

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Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

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why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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Tommy got neutered.

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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-knock knock! -doors open

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You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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