whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

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Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

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What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

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Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

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Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

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whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

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A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

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what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

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Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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There was an american man on the way to work.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

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What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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