- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

WILLY

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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