wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

Koalas mum is a slut

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

women's rights, lol

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

arena football

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