- Anti Joke

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A.One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a human.

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead