- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. 10 seconds later still no timmy

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

Where's my tractor?

women sports....

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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My friend harris is fat.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

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