What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

Safe sex MR

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

have you ever had african food? neither have they

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

Women's rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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