how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

My friend harris is fat.

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

women sports....

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

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what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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