suck my balls mr.garison

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

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When was George Washington born? Who the hell knows. He's older than dirt.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews undergo metabolism, maintain homeostasis, possess a capacity to grow, respond to stimuli, reproduce and, through natural selection, adapt to their environment in successive generations. More complex living organisms can communicate through various means.[1][5] A diverse array of living organisms (life forms) can be found in the biosphere on Earth, and the properties common to these organisms—plants, animals, fungi, protists, archaea, and bacteria—are a carbon- and water-based cellular form with complex organization and heritable genetic information. Pizza does not.

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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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Tucker Rivera

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

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why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

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Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

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Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

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Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

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What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

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if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

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What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

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gay porn...

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Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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