- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Hey, Max!!

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

mommy, mommy, the ice cream man is coming can i have a dollar? sure sweetie. YAY! Goes up to ice cream truck, ice cream man asks what would you like little boy, would you like chocolate, vanilla, str.... Ice cream man steals small boy.

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