sharks

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

thumb_up thumb_down -6

You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Knock knock Come in

thumb_up thumb_down -6

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Error 37.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

thumb_up thumb_down -6

25

thumb_up thumb_down -8

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops