What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

F? No k

The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

Autism speaks but not really

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

butt sex

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

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