Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

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-Knock Knock -Come in!

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Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

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what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

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knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

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Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

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A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

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... i forgot the joke :p

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Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

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how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

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You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

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Why was the 15 year old boy always alone in his bedroom making strange noises? Because he was struggling to fight back the tears following his single mother's recent suicide, driven by her despair over the reality that her son was an out of control drug addict, just like his no-good father who ran out on them.

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

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when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

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Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

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Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

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Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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