Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

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What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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