- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

dick dick dick... frogs

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

Whats worse than a joke? This

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

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