- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

The black man leaves the strip club.

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

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