- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

i have a christmas tree.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

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