Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

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A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

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What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

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Knock knock I don't play games, go away! Knock knock How did you get in my house? Knock knock Stay back I have a weapon! Knock knock What are you!!! Knock knock Oh god, someone please help! Knock knock What do you want, I can give you money. Knock knock Just don't hurt my family, please. Knock knock!!! WHO'S THERE!!! I am.

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I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

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What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

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Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

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I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

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what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

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Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

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What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

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Knock knock Go fuck yourself

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420

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1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

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What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

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whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

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A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

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Anti Joke

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