Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

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why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

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Nicolas Cage

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What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

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Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

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Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

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How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

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A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

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My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

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your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

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President Donald Trump

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A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

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What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

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Anti Joke

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