why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A: B: No pun intended.

hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

ugh good riddance

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

A handicapp walks into a bar

Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

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